50k Kiriban

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UPDATE: Less than 40 pageviews away from 50k! If you're looking to win, now's the time to go to my main page! And if you wind up with a page view number above 50k exactly, cap it and send it anyway; just in case the 50,000th viewer doesn't play along, I want to have a winner, and it'll be the person with the lowest number that's above 50,000.

So I recently had two revelations

1. I have about a dozen projects that I have ideas for and I'm being pulled in a bunch of different creative directions, and

2. I'm almost at 50,000 pageviews!

So I decided: Why not have a Kiriban to determine what I do next? Here are the rules: The 50,000th viewer gets to pick from a list of projects I will present to them what my next project will be. How do you prove you're the 50,000th viewer? Easy!

Image:117815 by NoComeupance

Just click on the Statistics tab at the top of my page and see what the pageviews total is. If it's exactly 50,000, you've won! Take a screenshot and send it to me in a note and we'll figure out what you want my next project to be.

But here's the thing; just my announcing that there's a kiriban might attract the kind of random assholes who search for "kiriban" in order to win free commissions. Nuts to those guys! So in order to qualify to win the kiriban, you must have made a SUBSTANTIVE comment on one of my pieces before taking the screenshot.

What does substantive mean? Pertaining to the actual elements or aesthetic qualities of the work. Doesn't have to be positive, but does have to engage. 

Substantive: "I liked this! I especially liked..."
Substantive: "I didn't care for this. I didn't like that..."
Not substantive: "I'm commenting to qualify for the kiriban."

What do I do if some random asshole is the 50,000th pageview? I select the winner from eligible entrants based on reverse price is right rules. So if you qualify and you get on the page and the pageview number is over 50,000, but not THAT far over 50,000, take a screenshot and let me know! The winner will be the closest person to 50,000 without going under!

Thanks and good luck!
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wtfbrotha36's avatar
Congrats on reaching 50,000 views! I'm not too far from that myself and have really been racking my brain on how to thank people. Great idea!